Telegraph article: “Earth heading for ‘mini ice age’ within 15 years”:
The earth is 15 years from a “mini ice-age” that will cause bitterly cold winters during which rivers such as the Thames freeze over, scientists have predicted.
Solar researchers at the University of Northumbria have created a new model of the sun’s activity which they claim produces “unprecedentedly accurate predictions”.
They said fluid movements within the sun, which are thought to create 11-year cycles in the weather, will converge in such a way that temperatures will fall dramatically in the 2030s.
What’s that you say? “Global warming”? Haha, we were just kidding about that, it’s CLIMATE CHANGE, it’s always been climate change, and really, why would you ever not trust the scientists?*
I’m sure THIS attempt to predict the climate over ten years into the future is going to work out flawlessly.
*I once read something on Twitter where the poster, with the utmost seriousness, wondered if people would start finally taking global warming seriously if they just called it climate change. My reaction to this scintillating logic is left up to the reader to puzzle out.