You don’t need to be in shape to wear a bikini. I’ll grant you that.
You just need to be in shape to look attractive wearing a bikini.
But hey! Keep on telling us that you don’t need to lose weight and care about your appearance to wear a bikini! Because that’s exactly what everybody meant, right? It should be literally illegal for you to wear a bikini and be ugly. That’s what the debate was. And YOU WIN. You get to look ugly in public.