So a comedian I’ve never heard of called Artie Lange tweeted a series of crappy weird jokes about a black ESPN co-host. Apparently the liberals went nuts over the misogyny and the sexism and the oh who gives a fuck they’re always angry but you get it.
Anyway, here was Lange’s response to the assholes who got his appearance on a popular night show canceled, with the bold done by me:
I’m about to say a few things I can’t believe have to be explained in a rational world. I observed that Cari Champion was a gorgeous lady. I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation. A decision which might be the end of modern comedy. I would rather load trucks for a living then ever apologize to one of these awful PC groups ruining the country. So that’s a NO. But if it upset the lady in question that’s another story. Let me say to Cari Champion if this hurt u in any way I’m sorry. I’m a comedian. Sometimes I’m funny! For the record my moms disgusted w the tweets. But if I based my humor on my mom I’d be broke.
They’re now telling me I can’t appear on @Midnight tonight cause of the pressure they’re getting from these groups. But who cares. I love the show & it’s my living but who cares. These groups have won again. All I care about is Cari Champion. Truly. But I’m sure you’ll be ok. You’re gorgeous & talented. I hope that didn’t offend u. To the PC army. Congrats! U won again! Gluten free cake! [I only bolded this because “Gluten free cake!” amused me] I’ve been asked not to appear on @midnight & uve ruined any chance I had at dating Cari Champion (That was a joke).
I’m not racist. I don’t hate women. And to u PC groups that did this I wanna be clear. Go FUCK yourselves! Now get back to saving the world. Done. Peace.
A Malcolm the Cynic kudos to Artie Lange. Your jokes may have been weird and not funny, but your response has been spot on.