Good for Artie Lange

So a comedian I’ve never heard of called Artie Lange tweeted a series of crappy weird jokes about a black ESPN co-host. Apparently the liberals went nuts over the misogyny and the sexism and the oh who gives a fuck they’re always angry but you get it.

Anyway, here was Lange’s response to the assholes who got his appearance on a popular night show canceled, with the bold done by me:

I’m about to say a few things I can’t believe have to be explained in a rational world. I observed that Cari Champion was a gorgeous lady. I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation. A decision which might be the end of modern comedy. I would rather load trucks for a living then ever apologize to one of these awful PC groups ruining the country. So that’s a NO. But if it upset the lady in question that’s another story. Let me say to Cari Champion if this hurt u in any way I’m sorry. I’m a comedian. Sometimes I’m funny! For the record my moms disgusted w the tweets. But if I based my humor on my mom I’d be broke.

They’re now telling me I can’t appear on @Midnight tonight cause of the pressure they’re getting from these groups. But who cares. I love the show & it’s my living but who cares. These groups have won again. All I care about is Cari Champion. Truly. But I’m sure you’ll be ok. You’re gorgeous & talented. I hope that didn’t offend u. To the PC army. Congrats! U won again! Gluten free cake! [I only bolded this because “Gluten free cake!” amused me] I’ve been asked not to appear on @midnight & uve ruined any chance I had at dating Cari Champion (That was a joke).

I’m not racist. I don’t hate women. And to u PC groups that did this I wanna be clear. Go FUCK yourselves! Now get back to saving the world. Done. Peace.

A Malcolm the Cynic kudos to Artie Lange. Your jokes may have been weird and not funny, but your response has been spot on.

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One Response to Good for Artie Lange

  1. zodak says:

    they will go nuts about some edgy sex jokes but stay quiet about lena the pedophile. i’m glad he didn’t apologize. the jokes were not racist or mysoginistic. that cari girl is hot though.

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