We last left Jenny telling us about how she let her kids do things she specifically knew were harmful for them. Because she left her husband, which makes it harder for her to be there for her kids. Shocking, I know.
But it turns out that she’s really an AWESOME wife and Mom! No, I’m not kidding. She actually said that.
Let’s let Jenny speak for herself in “A Note to the People That leave Disgusting Comments on My Blog”.
Hiya, haters! How y’all doin’? Didja get out of your mom’s basement today? No? Well don’t worry, there’s always tomorrow.
She gets paid to write this stuff, guys.
She spends a few lines complaining that everybody doesn’t support her decision to leave her husband of ten years and take the children. It’s pretty standard stuff. Here’s the fun part!
Not all of you think I’m slutty — some of you just think I’m a crappy mom. Others of you think I was a crappy wife.
I was pretty awesome at both, actually. Now gardening, well, I suck at gardening. Perhaps that’s what you meant to say. I can see how it’s easy to confuse the two. I mean, if I can’t keep a geranium alive, how could I possibly care for children?
No, that was not a typo. A woman who left her husband of ten years, took the children, then came out publicly and said that she was letting her children suffer negatively because of how difficult it is to be a single parent, is calling herself an awesome wife and mother.
This is a real human being who actually exists.
But it gets even better!
But even Leif thinks I was an AWESOME wife — and more than that, he wishes y’all would stop with this nonsense.
We’ve more or less established at this point that Leif is not a particularly good judge of character.
Side note to Leif’s future girlfriend/wife: He HAS acknowledged that he was not great husband to me, and he HAS promised to do better. There’s just too much water under the bridge at this point for me to continue. Best of luck to you, and I hope we can be friendly at least.
Too much water under the bridge, like two daughters and ten years of marriage.
Leif and I will always be family, even if it’s not in the way I imagined it, because we share two gorgeous daughters. There’s no getting around that.
And yet, keeping an intact family doesn’t so much of a priority to you here, huh?
It’s because of those girls, and out of respect for the nearly eleven years we were married, that I’m not telling you what went down on the other side of the proverbial closed door.
You can just feel the respect for that marriage oozing out of every word she writes.
And finally she goes off on another little rant:
So you, Men of the Tiny Dicks, are out of line in making judgment calls about Leif or me. And frankly, your strange foaming-at-the-mouth compulsion to leave very nasty comments on my blog speaks more about you than me.
I’m really sorry for whatever nameless, faceless bitch rejected you and your acrimonious attitudes, but I am not the poster child for everything that’s wrong in your life.
But I guess I’d be pretty pissed too if I had nothing better to do than sit around and monitor the comments section of some random chick’s blog.
Classic blame deflection:
1) Insult the people who don’t like what you do.
2) Psychoanalyze from behind a computer screen.
3) Lather, rinse, repeat.
If I wasn’t laughing right now, I’d probably be extremely angry. But she fills out every stereotype so neatly and cleanly that it really is kind of darkly funny.